The Other Daryl Gregorys
Physicists tell us that each person on Earth may have thousands of
internet twins, so-called "googlegangers" that exist simultaneously in the
world yet, except in rare cases, never meet. Here are some of mine. These
para-Daryls (or "Darallels") remind me that sometimes only a middle initial
keeps us from becoming a wanted man, or perhaps a baby proofer.
New Entry: On February 14, 2008, Darryl Gregory of Richmond, VA became
the first Darallel to self-report to this site!
See below.
The Sussex County Sheriff's Office Most Wanted Daryl:
This Daryl Gregory is on
crime.stoppers.net. He got in trouble for failing to appear at a
"domestic violence review hearing," then failing to appear at a "domestic
violence violation of probation hearing." Maybe he just didn't like
hearings. Or maybe he was afraid the next hearing would be the "domestic
violence violation of probation failure to appear at hearing hearing."
His most recent warrant was for failing to pay child support. He owes
$5415.00. Maybe to my children. In any case, he's been APPREHENDED (red
stencils don't lie).
The Kiwi Prisoner Expert Daryl
This
Daryl Gregory works for a kind of social work consultancy in New Zealand
described at
www.hma.co.nz. He's been a "cultural consultant" at a sexual abuse unit
at one prison and has run "stopping violence programmes" at another. His bio
says that he has an "intimate knowledge of Corrections clients."
Daryl, meet Daryl.
Mr. Baby Proofer Daryl
www.mrbabyproofer.com
"Daryl Gregory and his wife Jadie Gregory (Mr. & Mrs. Baby Proofer) now
own and operate the company and are ready to help solve all of your child
safety needs. "
If you're attacked by babies, who you gonna call? Hey, he's been on
Oprah!
Near Daryls:
Darrell Gregory
My father. Honest. (That's him on the right.) See, my parents didn't want anyone to call me "Junior"
(southerners will do that at the drop of a hat) so they spelled my first
name different and gave me a different middle name. And it worked.
Darryl and Darryl (with Larry)
To this day, when I tell someone my name, there's a 52% chance that
they'll say, where's your other brother Daryl? Each of them thinks they're
the first person to think of this.
They're not.
Darryl Gregory the Singer Guy
He's from Sandy Hook Connecticut and runs Blue Cave Recording, at
www.darrylgregory.com Two r's. Don't mess it up.
Darryl, shown here with his 3-year-old
son Dylan ("in one of those crazy picture booths") is the first Darrellel to
report himself of his own free will. An awkward moment with a recruiter ("are
you the writer guy?" "Uh, no.") led him to this site.
Darryl, who's from Richmond, Virginia, confirms an important fact of
Darryl-hood: He is also subjected to the line, "Where's your other brother
Darryl?" and indeed, each person also thinks that they're the first to think of
this. The data collection continues.
Definitely Not a Daryl
This is my G.I. Joe. Not a Daryl.